Behold, the Absurdity of Trump’s Crypto Extravaganza Unveiled!
Gather round, dear souls, and feast your eyes upon the Live Trump Crypto Follies of November 20, 2025! 🌟
Ah, Donald Trump, the man whose very name sends shivers down the spines of both mortals and markets alike. Is he not the most preposterously pro-crypto president the world has ever beheld? One might say he is to cryptocurrency what a rooster is to dawn-unbearably loud and inexplicably essential.
Consider, if you will, the absurdities birthed under his administration: the GENIUS and CLARITY acts (names so grandiose, they could only be dreamed up by a man with a golden toilet), the crypto 401k initiative (because why not gamble your retirement on meme coins?), the national US Bitcoin Reserve (a treasure trove for the ages), and his audacious dream to make the US the ‘crypto capital of the world.’ 🌍💰
To call him the Crypto President would be an understatement. Nay, he is the Crypto Tsar, the Crypto Sultan, the Crypto… well, you get the picture. His Truth Social posts are the winds that stir the crypto seas, and his very own meme coin ($TRUMP) is the cherry atop this absurd sundae. 🍒
And let us not forget, the current market’s bullish momentum owes much to Trump’s antics. Bitcoin and its altcoin brethren have soared to heights once thought impossible, all thanks to his… unique brand of leadership. 🚀
If you seek the latest whispers of Trump’s crypto schemes before the market prices them, you have stumbled into the right madhouse. We update this page with the fervor of a squirrel hoarding acorns, so keep refreshing lest you miss the next absurdity! 🔄
Disclaimer: Crypto is but a dance with chaos, and chaos, my friends, is a fickle partner. Our content is but a mirror to this madness, not a map. We may earn affiliate commissions, but at no extra cost to your sanity (or lack thereof). 🤪
From Tokenized Trump Hotels to SUBBD Token: A Tale of Real-World Absurdity Meets Crypto
November 20, 2025 • 10:00 UTC 🕰️
Behold, Trump’s Maldives hotel deal with Saudi Arabia’s Dar Global-a scheme so audacious, it turns a luxury resort with 80 villas into tokenized slices of ownership. Investors, like vultures, can now peck at the development phase instead of waiting for the ribbon-cutting ceremony. 🏨✨
Meanwhile, Saudi Arabia has registered over 4,000 blockchain firms in 2025, grown that base by 51% year-on-year, and pushed $48 billion in crypto transactions across 3 million active users. And let us not forget their plan for a tokenized stock market-because why not tokenize everything? 🌪️💸
This is no side quest, dear reader. Tokenization is the new default, the way capital moves in this brave new world of absurdity. 🌍🔄
But if you seek a less… Trumpian venture, consider SUBBD Token ($SUBBD). It’s the same on-chain ownership trend, but for the creator economy. Staking, AI-driven tools, and audits-oh my! Its presale has already raised $1.35+ at just $0.056975 per token. Will it soar, or will it sink? Only the crypto gods know. 🦄💼
Read more about SUBBD Token in our guide, if you dare. 📜
AI-Fueled Nvidia Rally, Bitcoin Hyper Presale, and the Trump Crypto Rotation Trade: A Circus of Markets
November 20, 2025 • 10:00 UTC 🕰️
Nvidia, that titan of tech, has printed blockbuster Q3 numbers and pulled $BTC back above $91,000 after a dip below $89,000. AI risk appetite, it seems, is alive and well, even as a Bank of America survey reveals that 45% of fund managers see an AI bubble as the top market threat. Behold, the chart of doom! 📉
Meanwhile, the global crypto market has erased over $1T in value in six weeks-a 25% drawdown that reminds us: high-beta narratives are a double-edged sword. When crypto and big tech correlations climb, liquidity favors infrastructure that can handle the next wave of throughput, not just fresh memes. 🌊⚔️
Enter Bitcoin Hyper ($HYPER), a Bitcoin Layer-2 built on the Solana Virtual Machine. It shifts $BTC from a measly ~7 TPS to a high-throughput, seconds-level execution environment. A canonical bridge lets you deploy bridged Bitcoin into DeFi, NFTs, and gaming. Because why not? 🎮🚀
With security audits completed and $28.16M+ already raised at $0.013305, you’re paying a presale price to front-run a potential liquidity rotation into Bitcoin scaling. Will it pay off? Only time will tell. ⏳
Buy $HYPER before the next price increase, if you dare. 🛒💨
Authored by Ben Wallis, Bitcoinist – https://bitcoinist.com/trump-crypto-news-live-today-november-20-2025/ 🖋️
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