Behold, the grand spectacle of modern finance! Today, a sum of $4.3 billion in Bitcoin and Ethereum options, those peculiar instruments of speculative folly, shall expire. Bitcoin, that sly fox, trades above $120,000, surpassing the “max pain” threshold of $115,000-a level so cruel it could make a monk weep. Ethereum, ever the underdog, lingers near $4,200, its own “max pain” price, as if the market itself were a masochist. 🌪️ Will the price dance like a drunken ballerina, or collapse with the grace of a falling piano? Only the gods of liquidity know. And yet, amidst this chaos, there is a strange calm, as if the market, after last week’s $21 billion tempest, has finally remembered to breathe. 💸
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2025-10-03 14:29