Oh, darling, gather ’round! Swiss digital asset bank Sygnum (fancy, right?) has just launched the Starboard Sygnum BTC Alpha Fund. 🌟 Developed with Starboard Digital and Starmark (because one board isn’t enough), it’s promising a cool 8-10% annual return paid in Bitcoin. 💰 Yes, you heard that right-Bitcoin, not Monopoly money. They’re using some fancy-schmancy “systematic arbitrage strategies” to turn trading profits into more BTC. Because who needs a regular savings account when you can ride the crypto rollercoaster? 🎢
This fund is for the big kids-professional and institutional investors only, sorry retail darlings. 🏦 Domiciled in the Cayman Islands (because tax havens are so chic), it offers monthly liquidity (in case you need to buy another yacht 🚤), a “strict risk-management framework” (because crypto and risk are like Bridget and Mark Darcy-complicated), and integration with Sygnum’s banking services. Oh, and get this: fund shares can be used as collateral for USD Lombard loans. So you can get liquidity without selling your holdings. Genius? Or just another way to keep you hooked? 🤔 Sygnum handles the regulated stuff (boring but necessary), while Starboard brings the trading expertise (the fun part). The goal? Let investors keep their full Bitcoin price exposure while growing their BTC balances. Because who doesn’t want more Bitcoin? 🌕
This move is all about meeting the demand for yield-bearing, regulated crypto products (fancy words for “making money while staying legal”). It also reinforces Sygnum’s broader Bitcoin-focused initiatives. So, if you’re a high-roller with a taste for crypto and a penchant for Swiss precision, this might just be your cup of tea. ☕ Or should I say, your glass of champagne? 🥂
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2025-10-01 10:57