Well, butter my blockchain, if it isn’t BitMine Immersion, the crypto dragon with a penchant for hoarding shiny digital tokens! 🪙✨ The cheeky scoundrels have just announced they’ve snaffled up an additional 264,378 ETH, bringing their total stash to a whopping 2,416,000 tokens. That’s right, they’re now sitting on over 2% of Ethereum’s entire supply. Talk about a digital fortress of solitude! 🏰
Their combined crypto and cash reserves? A cool $11.4 billion. That’s enough to make even the Auditors of Reality raise an eyebrow. 📈💸 BitMine, ever the ambitious sort, isn’t stopping there-they’re eyeing an even bigger slice of the Ethereum pie. Because, you know, why have a modest influence when you can be the wizard behind the blockchain curtain? 🧙♂️✨
This growing treasury isn’t just a flex; it’s a declaration of undying love for long-term crypto investment. Or perhaps it’s just a really expensive way to say, “We’re here to stay, and we’ve got the tokens to prove it.” 💪🚀 Either way, the Ethereum network better brace itself-BitMine’s influence is expanding faster than a wizard’s waistline after a feast at the Unseen University. 🍗🧙♂️
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2025-09-22 15:07