🤑 Bitcoin’s Halving Hype: A Fairy Tale for Fools? 🧙‍♂️

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Ran Neuner, the crypto sage with a knack for bursting bubbles, reckons Bitcoin’s beloved four-year halving cycle is about as reliable as a wizard’s weather forecast. 🌩️ Instead, he claims, it’s all about global liquidity and PMI-the real puppet masters pulling Bitcoin’s strings. 🎭

  • 🎥 YouTuber Ran Neuner declares the four-year halving cycle a “comforting fairy tale” built on the flimsiest of foundations: three data points. 🧱
  • 📈 He reveals Bitcoin’s booms and busts dance to the tune of global liquidity, central bank shenanigans, and PMI, not some magical halving calendar. 🗓️
  • 💸 With liquidity set to expand, Neuner warns retail sellers: “You’re handing your coins to institutions on a silver platter. Don’t be daft!” 🍽️

Bitcoin’s four-year rhythm, Neuner argues, is about as real as a troll’s promise to share its bridge. 🌉 In a brisk 17-minute romp through Crypto Insider, he dismantles the industry’s favorite myth with the precision of a dwarf with a grudge. 🔨

Halving: A Comforting Illusion 🧞‍♂️

Neuner kicks off with a warning sharper than a witch’s cackle: “If you’re selling your crypto because you think the cycle’s over, you’re about to become the village idiot for the institutions.” 🦹‍♂️ He admits the last three halving cycles saw Bitcoin “top round about now,” with drawdowns so predictable they’d make a golem blush. But, he adds, “three data points? That’s not statistics, that’s wishful thinking!” 🧠

Instead of swallowing the halving tale whole, Neuner whipped out his charts and found the real driver: global liquidity. “The halving played a part,” he concedes, “but it’s like saying a flea caused an avalanche.” 🦗⛰️

Liquidity: The Real Puppet Master 🎎

The true force, Neuner insists, is quantitative easing-the financial equivalent of a wizard casting “Money Fountain.” 🌊 After the 2012 halving, Bitcoin’s leap from $10 to $1,250 coincided with the Fed’s $85 billion monthly splurge. When the tap turned off, Bitcoin plummeted faster than a goblin off a cliff. 📉

The 2017 rally? Central banks were printing money like it was going out of fashion. The Covid boom? “The biggest liquidity injection in history,” Neuner says, “and Bitcoin went to the moon.” 🚀

PMI, Institutions, and the “Real” Clock ⏳

Neuner anchors his argument with the Purchasing Managers’ Index (PMI), the economic equivalent of a barometer-but less boring. 📏 When PMI breaks above 50, liquidity returns, and Bitcoin finds its feet. Above 55? Bull run time. Around 60? Altcoin super cycle! 🎢

“This cycle, the Fed and PMI didn’t line up with the halving,” Neuner notes. “Traders were staring at a calendar while the real clock ticked elsewhere.” 🕰️

A Warning to Retail Sellers 🚨

Neuner’s conclusion is as blunt as a dwarf’s axe: “We’ve never entered a bear market during liquidity expansion. Never. Not once.” 🛡️ With the Fed hinting at lower rates and QE on the horizon, he predicts PMI will “start to fly” and institutions will go full “risk on.” 🦅

“Do you think Larry Fink has a rainbow chart on his wall?” he quips. “He’s watching liquidity, not fairy tales. Selling now? You’re selling at the bottom, just before the real party starts.” 🎉

“The four-year cycle was a lie,” Neuner declares. “This cycle isn’t over. In fact, it hasn’t even begun. So grab your coins, and don’t be a fool!” 🧙‍♂️

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2025-12-05 15:11