Oh, the drama! Bitcoin, Gold, and Silver are throwing a “last call” party for late bulls before the US government shutdown finally says, “You’re fired!” 🥳 Will you be the life of the party or left sipping stale crypto tears? 🍸
The price charts of BTC, XAU, and XAG are doing the salsa, showing bulls are still grooving despite the shutdown chatter. 🎉 But hey, Congress is voting tomorrow-will they end this circus or just juggle more debt? 🤡
Shutdown Resolution: The Market’s Newest Sitcom Episode 📺
Reports say the shutdown might end this week, maybe even Thursday! 🎊 Congress, the ultimate procrastinators, are finally voting. Will they save the day or just reorder the popcorn? 🍿
CONGRESS VOTES TOMORROW ON THE SHUTDOWN DEAL
WILL IT END TOMORROW?
– 0xMarioNawfal (@RoundtableSpace) November 12, 2025
Historically, shutdown resolutions have sent markets into a frenzy, like a Black Friday sale but with more zeros. 💸 If history repeats, liquidity will flood the market faster than a Mel Brooks punchline, boosting BTC, XAU, and XAG. 🌊
“Shutdown ending = liquidity shock incoming. Nearly $1 trillion sitting in the Treasury’s account is about to flood back into the economy…That’s the Short-term catalyst. The long-term one is QT, ending in December, and we have waited years for that one,” wrote Dan Gambardello. 🤓💰
Bulls are holding strong, like a bad joke that refuses to die. Momentum indicators and volume profiles show they’re still in the game, even if the stakes are higher than a Brooks comedy. 🎭
Bitcoin: The Comeback Kid 🦸♂️
Since hitting rock bottom at $98,944 on November 4, Bitcoin has been on a recovery rally, making higher highs and higher lows. It’s like the hero in a Brooks movie-down but never out. 🏆
With support at $100,300 holding firm, BTC/USDT is eyeing $104,300 and $106,234. Resistance? More like a speed bump on the road to glory. 🚗💨
The RSI is rising, showing buyers are as eager as a Brooks fan at a marathon screening. It just deflected the signal line, avoiding a sell signal like a pro. 📈
A close above $108,173 could trigger a buying frenzy, pushing BTC back above the trendline. Next stop? $111,999, and then maybe, just maybe, a new all-time high at $123,891. 🌕
But beware! If $104,300 holds, BTC could pull back to the $98,200-$104,132 demand zone. A slip below $100,300? That’s a 10% drop to $93,708. Ouch. 😬
Gold: The Bullish Flag Bearer 🏁
Gold is forming a bullish flag pattern, like a Brooks character waiting for the perfect punchline. A breakout could send it 3.16% higher to $4,272, last seen on October 25. 🏖️
The RSI at 64 says there’s room to run before it’s overbought. And the fair value gap between $4,188 and $4,244? That’s the market’s way of saying, “We’re not done yet!” 🚀
A 4-hour close above $4,217 confirms the trend, with $4,381 in sight. But if sellers take over, support at $4,061 could break, sending gold back to $4,014-$3,964. Or worse, $3,899-$3,938. 😱
Silver: The Momentum Maverick 🏇
Silver is on a bullish streak, eyeing $52.46 with Fibonacci support at $50.96. If it breaks, $54.37 is next. The RSI above 80? Overbought, but momentum says, “Hold my beer!” 🍻
But profit-takers could spoil the party. A drop below $50.96 could send silver to $49.91, then $49.23 or $48.86. Break the trendline, and $47.55 is in play-an 8% drop. Yikes! 😰
So, will you buy the dip or miss the ship? The shutdown resolution is coming, and the market’s ready for its close-up. Lights, camera, action! 🎬
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