Oh, darling, grab your crypto clutch and brace yourself! Charles Edwards, the brains behind Capriole (yes, the one with the fancy charts), is waving a red flag 🏁 that Bitcoin might tumble below $50K if it doesn’t get its quantum-resistant act together by 2028. Drama, much? 💎✨
Quantum computing-the tech world’s bogeyman-has been lurking in the shadows, threatening to expose all our crypto secrets. 🕵️♂️ Imagine your private keys being snatched like a forgotten password to your ex’s Instagram. Yikes! Banks? Pfft, they’re already upgrading their encryption faster than I switch boyfriends. But Bitcoin? Oh, honey, it’s still in its “I’m fine, I don’t need help” phase. 😬
Edwards dropped this bombshell on X (formerly Twitter, because why not add more chaos? 🌪️): “We need a bear market to slap some sense into the crypto clowns who think quantum is a punchline. And while we’re at it, let’s kick the maxis into gear to upgrade the network.” 💥
“If we haven’t deployed a fix by 2028, I expect Bitcoin will be sub $50K and continue to fall until it’s fixed.”
Quantum Patch: 2026 or Bust? 🚀
Critics are sipping their chai lattes ☕ and scoffing, “Quantum threat? Overblown! That tech is still in its onesie and binky phase.” But Edwards is here with his crystal ball, insisting Bitcoin will be the first on the chopping block. 🪓 Banks are already in their post-quantum yoga pants, but Bitcoin? Still rocking its 2009 jeans. 👖
“Fix it next year or say hello to the biggest Bitcoin bear market ever. FTX will look like a picnic in the park,” Edwards quipped. 🧺 Meanwhile, Bitcoin OG Willy Woo is like, “Just chill, use a SegWit wallet for seven years, and you’ll be fine.” 🧘♂️ And Michael Saylor? He’s over here calling quantum fears a marketing gimmick. 🍿
So, what’s it gonna be, crypto fam? Quantum-proof upgrade or financial freefall? 🌋 Only time (and a lot of coding) will tell. Stay tuned, and maybe keep a SegWit wallet handy. Just saying. 😉
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2025-12-17 09:30