Ah, the whimsical dance of Bitcoin, that digital chimera, has once again stirred the slumbering spirits of greed and folly! Behold, a double-trigger setup, a spectacle not witnessed since the last time the moon was full and the owls hooted in unison. Capriole’s institutional accumulation signal, that fickle harbinger of fortune, glows with a verdant hue, while Bitcoin’s treasury companies, those cautious custodians of digital gold, have resumed their buying spree. The last five times this cosmic alignment occurred, Bitcoin’s gains averaged a preposterous 109%! 🤑
And now? A mere 5% uptick, as if the gods of finance are teasing us with a morsel before the feast. Or perhaps they are merely laughing at our mortal impatience. 😏
The “Net Institutional Buying” signal, that grand tracker of the whales’ whims, has entered its sixth green phase since 2020. Four of its previous five appearances birthed rallies of +390%, +68%, +61%, and +41%, respectively. Only once did it falter, with a modest -13% retreat. But who cares for such trifles when the promise of $196,000 BTC looms like a mirage in the desert of fiscal sanity? 🌵
If history repeats itself-and why wouldn’t it, for we are but puppets in the hands of fate-Bitcoin could soar from $89,000 to a staggering $186,000-$196,000. So close, yet so far, to the fabled $200,000 mark, a number that haunts the dreams of hodlers and skeptics alike. 🌙
Ethereum, Too, Joins the Farce
But wait, there’s more! The secondary confirmation, a whisper in the wind, has arrived without fanfare. Capriole’s Buy-Sell Ratio ROC for Bitcoin treasuries has turned positive, signaling that the likes of Strategy, American Bitcoin, and other corporate behemoths are once again dipping their toes into the crypto waters. Slow and steady, they say, wins the race. Or perhaps it merely prolongs the agony of anticipation. 🐢
Charles Edwards, that modern-day soothsayer, declares the ETH treasury trend “strongly positive.” So, it’s not just Bitcoin basking in the institutional glow, but Ethereum too. A double dose of madness, if you will. 🌪️
When these two metrics align-net institutional inflows and treasury buy-backs-it’s as if the universe itself is conspiring to create a spectacle of greed and glory. And with the ETF flow structure adding fuel to the fire, one can’t help but wonder: has the ignition truly begun, or are we merely witnessing the prelude to a grand farce? 🎭
Thus, dear reader, as we stand on the precipice of financial absurdity, let us embrace the chaos with open arms and a hearty laugh. For in the world of crypto, the only certainty is uncertainty, and the only constant is the absurdity of it all. 🃏
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