As a seasoned viewer of holiday films and a self-proclaimed connoisseur of snowman aesthetics, let me weigh in on this delightful predicament. The Netflix film “Hot Frosty” promises to be a charming addition to my annual viewing lineup, with Lacey Chabert’s enchanting performance and Dustin Milligan’s captivating portrayal of the titular character.
We’ve been robbed.
In a delightful twist, the forthcoming Netflix Christmas movie titled “Hot Frosty” presents Lacey Chabert, known as the queen of Hallmark movies, venturing into the realm of the megastreamer. The storyline is brimming with holiday spirit and promises some engaging PG-13 romance: Chabert portrays Kathy, a widow, who inexplicably gives life to a dashing snowman named Hot Frosty. Previously seen as the hunky vet Ted Mullens on “Schitt’s Creek“, Dustin Milligan steps into the title role of Hot Frosty. His unexpectedly chaste allure and exuberant zest for life aid Kathy, who is still grieving, in rediscovering the art of love.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: How hot can a snowman be, really? Well, first of all, we’re not talking about the usual shape of a snowman that you’d usually think about: a smaller snowball rested on a big snowball with a carrot and some raisins shoved into the top to make a face. No, the snowman who becomes Hot Frosty is a straight-up Greek sculpture. Whoever made it is an artiste. The detailing is so fine that Hot Frosty’s abs are gloriously symmetrical and he has oval nips.
Could you imagine if Hot Frosty was even hotter? A recent promotional image has surfaced featuring Dusty Milligan sporting facial hair, and I must say, it suits him remarkably well. In fact, it gives him a rugged charm that makes me wonder what kind of impact a snowman with such a beard would have. If the snowman Kathy brings to life had a chin bush like this, it would definitely be rated R! The challenge, then, is finding the right material for a snowman’s beard. Perhaps there’s some iron wool lying around?
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2024-11-08 20:54