Quick Bits of Wisdom: Foundation Capital, the fairy godmother of Solana and the magical AI chip maker Cerebras, has magicked up $600 million for its eleventh spellbinding fund. They’re all about the early-stage magic, which means they’re there before the wand even chooses the wizard. Foundation Capital, the fairy godmother of Solana and the magical … Read more
What to know: It appears there’s a 70% chance that the trade war between Canada and the U.S. will be as extinct as the dodo by May, according to the Polymarket odds and the ever-optimistic Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick. Our dear Lutnick’s hints at negotiations seemed to soothe the markets, with bitcoin frolicking above $87,000 … Read more
What to know: Oh dear! Nasdaq has triggered a double top breakdown on Monday, giving BTC a rather gloomy outlook. 😱 It seems the bull momentum in both assets decided to take a holiday in December. How rude! 🐂💨 According to the ever-so-reliable Ecoinometrics, Bitcoin‘s (BTC) long-term recovery is as tied to Nasdaq’s upward trend … Read more
Billion-Dollar AI Drama! CoreWeave’s IPO Plans Will Leave You Speechless 🤯 Billion-Dollar AI Drama! CoreWeave’s IPO Plans Will Leave You Speechless 🤯 What to know: AI firm CoreWeave filed for an IPO, aiming to raise $4 billion with a $35 billion valuation. CoreWeave reported $1.9 billion in revenue in 2024 and a net loss of … Read more
In a spectacle that would make even the czars blush, Metaplanet has, with great fanfare, acquired a further 156 Bitcoin (BTC) for a sum that would feed a small nation. This enterprising Japanese firm, not content with its own island’s markets, now eyes the far shores of foreign listings with a glint in its eye. … Read more
In a rather unexpected twist of cosmic fate at the Bitcoin Conference in Nashville (yes, that Nashville, where country music meets cryptocurrency), Donald Trump boldly declared his intention to create a “strategic national bitcoin reserve.” Because, why not? Who doesn’t want a reserve of digital currency in a world where the only constant is change? … Read more
In a twist that could only be described as “Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive,” David Sacks, the newly minted White House AI and Crypto Czar (because apparently, that’s a thing now), has confirmed that he sold off all his shiny digital coins before stepping into the grand … Read more
What to know: Bitcoin is trading at $87,600, which is just a stone’s throw away from “Do I really need this?” land. Ether’s gains? Vanished like my enthusiasm for Monday mornings, plunging to a five-year low – thanks a lot, Trump. U.S. stocks are plummeting again. Who could’ve seen that coming? Maybe investors should invest … Read more
Story Highlights CryptoQuant CEO warns U.S. is turning crypto into a geopolitical tool. Bitcoin and Ethereum struggle to remain neutral under U.S. policies. Other nations may tighten crypto regulations in response to U.S. moves. Oh, gather ’round, dear readers, for a tale of crypto calamity! Our hero, the illustrious CryptoQuant CEO, Ki Young Ju, has … Read more
Ah, the bull party that kicked off with all the fanfare of a grand soirée has fizzled out quicker than a cheap firework! Bitcoin and its merry band of altcoins have decided to play a game of hide and seek with their gains, and it appears they’ve hidden rather well. In a turn of events … Read more