So, CoinDesk Indices decided to grace us with their daily market update. You know, just your average day in the world of crypto where everything is either soaring or plummeting like a bad sitcom plot. The CoinDesk 20 is currently trading at 3109.04. That’s up 14.5% since Friday. I mean, who knew Friday could be … Read more
Ah, the brevity of life! In a most tragic turn of events, the noble PI has plummeted from a lofty $3 to a mere $1.72, all while Binance, the great gatekeeper, remains as silent as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs, despite 86% of the populace clamoring for its listing. Some optimistic … Read more
Ah, the capricious nature of Bitcoin! On a lovely Sunday, the world bore witness to a dizzying spectacle, as the value of our dear digital currency surged forth with the vigor of a young stallion—a staggering leap of nearly $10,000, mind you! The cause of this euphoria? Why, none other than the announcement from our … Read more
Well, well, well! Just like a rabbi at a buffet, XRP has taken a big bite out of the market, soaring to $3 faster than you can say “schmuck!” Investors are dancing in the streets, thinking the bull market is back, but let’s not get too carried away, folks! 🕺💃 By Edris Derakhshi (TradingRage, or … Read more
Oh dear, where do we even start with Ethereum? It took a nosedive of Titanic proportions, and not the glamorous kind either—more like the kind that leaves everyone clutching their pearls and your wallet feeling oh-so-light. ETH, bless its heart, couldn’t quite reach the dizzy heights of Bitcoin’s gleeful new all-time highs. Sigh. But, wait! … Read more
Breaking News: David Sacks and Craft Ventures sold all direct crypto holdings after Trump’s inauguration. Sacks undergoes a government ethics review and promises full financial disclosure. Lawmakers debate risks of using public funds for crypto investments. 👀 David Sacks, the White House official in charge of AI and cryptocurrency, has sold all his direct crypto … Read more
What to know: U.S. president Donald Trump announces a crypto strategic reserve plan that includes XRP, Cardano‘s ADA, and Solana’s SOL. The announcement sparks commentary from the crypto industry. In a move that sent crypto markets into a tizzy, U.S. president Donald Trump announced a crypto strategic reserve plan that includes XRP, Cardano’s ADA, and … Read more
The Chronicles of Cronos: A Misguided Saga 📜 In a breathtaking twist of logic worthy of a bard’s worst nightmare, Cronos—an offshoot of the magnificent, if somewhat quizzical Crypto.com—has hatched a plan to reissue a staggering 70 billion CRO tokens, fervently hoping to wave a magic wand and restore their once-mighty 100 billion token supply. … Read more
“Ripple‘s SEC Tango: Babies, Not Breakups!” Ripple’s SEC Tango: Babies, Not Breakups! TL;DR James Murphy, a legal sage, hints that Ripple’s dance with the SEC might drag on as they haggle over ruling reversals. 🔄 Jeremy Hogan, attorney extraordinaire, predicts a settlement, not a swift exit, for Ripple’s legal waltz. 🤝 Is Ripple Courting a … Read more
What to know: By Omkar Godbole (All times ET unless indicated otherwise) In a universe where the crypto market behaves like a hyperactive toddler on a sugar rush, the sentiment on social media has flipped faster than a pancake at a breakfast buffet. One moment it’s “it’s so over” and the next it’s “we are … Read more