Now, don’t even get me started on them altcoins! They were feeling as lofty as a kite with helium, only to discover that they were about as sturdy as a paper umbrella in a hurricane. That SUI? Well, it took a nosedive like it was auditioning for a part in a disaster flick. 🎬
It all kicked off when HOOD decided to shatter the $100 ceiling, just after announcing a shiny new feature—tokenized US stock trading in Europe. Because why not? Stocks without borders, right? 🌍
New meme acronym:
PARC– Palantir, Applovin, Robinhood and Coinbase (PARC)
v Coinbase, Applovin, Robinhood, Palantir (CARP) which should it be?? @SquawkStreet .
Crypto folks, sharp as tacks, are lookin’ at this “divergence,” and it seems to mean that all the buying and sellin’ now is driven more by folks actually usin’ Bitcoin, not just gamblers throwin’ their chips in for fun. The transaction volume’s risin’ faster than a schoolboy’s excitement on Christmas morn, which, serendipitously, might mean the network’s got some backbone. 📈🛠️
The new program is called the DFDV Treasury Accelerator. Sounds fancy, right? Like something James Bond would sign up for if he traded espionage for crypto. It’ll help other organizations build their Solana treasuries across different regions. To pull this off, DFDV has teamed up with some heavy hitters: Kraken, Pantera Capital, Arrington, RK Capital, and Borderless Capital. These aren’t just names; these are power players who will bring financing, advice, and systems so slick they probably come with their own jazz soundtrack. 🎷💡
In true “HODLer Airdrops Program” fashion, Binance has decided to sprinkle some Chainbase magic on its loyal users. If you’ve been hoarding BNB like it’s canned beans during a zombie apocalypse, congratulations! You’re about to get your hands on this shiny new token. Because apparently, owning one blockchain isn’t enough anymore—we need them all unified under one roof now. Who knew blockchains were so social? 🤖🔗
Assemble AI [ASM], the crypto news aggregator powered by AI agents (fancy that!), shot up 164% at the time of scribbling. 📈🤖
The GENIUS Act, it seems, has unleashed a torrent of enthusiasm in the hearts of our financial overlords. Mastercard, ever eager to seize an opportunity, has declared its love for stablecoins, proclaiming them to be at a “turning point.” Jesse McWaters, a man whose title is longer than a Tolstoy novel (Executive Vice President at Mastercard), waxed poetic about the “regulatory clarity” and “confidence” that the GENIUS Act has bestowed upon digital assets. Bless his heart. 🙏
Bitcoin’s stay in the corner seems destined to continue — as long as it doesn’t tumble below $110,530, the show goes on! 🎭
Announcing this grand project via X, the illustrious firm professes it shall impose no fees upon this noble endeavor. Ah, the gallantry! Not a coin will stray into its coffers, all in an earnest quest to fetch buyers for FTX claim holders, helping them reclaim fragments of their lost fortunes, as if dabbling in the undeniable art of well-timed financial alchemy.