Well now, gather ’round, folks, for a tale of that lil’ rascal, Bitcoin! Just when it had the audacity to strut its stuff all the way up to a staggering $120,000, it got a swift kick in the rear and decided to take a promenade south. Who knew a mere couple of grand could send such a proud creature into a spiral? 🤦♂️
Now, don’t even get me started on them altcoins! They were feeling as lofty as a kite with helium, only to discover that they were about as sturdy as a paper umbrella in a hurricane. That SUI? Well, it took a nosedive like it was auditioning for a part in a disaster flick. 🎬
Bitcoin’s Grand Stop at a Whopping $120K
Now, just picture this: the workweek dawned, and Bitcoin looked to be on top of the world, waltzing up to some gaudy new heights, a dazzling display ending at just over $123,000. I swear, if pride was a currency, it would have left us all penniless!
But hold your horses! 🎠 That “up only” nonsense couldn’t last forever. No siree! The poor thing lost seven grand quicker than a cat in a room full of rockin’ chairs, driven away by the pesky profit-takers and the all-too-real jitters comin’ straight out of the good ol’ U.S. of A.
But lo and behold! Those bullish contenders didn’t let it drown entirely; no sir! They got it back on its feet, at least for a smidge. By week’s end, it was teasing the $120,000 mark again, even flirting with the notion of $121,000. But to no avail! Reality slapped it back down, landing it at a mere $117,000 yesterday, poor thing.
A bit of a recovery has it prancing around the $118,000 range now, but it’s like a cat with one leg caught in a fence—still in the red for the day. The grand total market cap has shrunk down to a “puny” $2.350 trillion, with its supremacy over the less-inclined altcoins now below 60%. Oh, how the mighty have fallen! 😹

Alts Dread the Abyss
Ethereum? Oh dear! It was bobbing about $3,700 but has since lost its footing, now lingering just under $3,600. It’s like watching a beloved old friend trip down the stairs—heart-wrenching, I tell ya!
SUI, bless its heart, has taken the worst of it, followed closely by HYPE, XLM, ADA, SOL, and LINK. Meanwhile, Dogecoin and ETC seem to be enjoying a picnic all on their lonesome. 🍉
And would you believe it? The grand total of the entire crypto market, once gallivanting past the impressive $4 trillion mark, has shed a whopping $100 billion, stumbling down to a mere $3.940 trillion. Ah, the drama of it all! 🎭

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